Ella's nappies have run out. Need some more. I'm very sorry madam, we only replace them every 12 weeks. But she's run out early as she wasn't well. Can't help you madam. Can you suggest where I can buy a pack as it is urgent. Nope, can't help you with that either madam. Arrhghhhh! What can you help me with. Well, I can give you the date to phone back for when we can help you. Seriously, that was a real conversation!
What company could possibly leave a complaint for over 3 weeks before they even bother to speak to the person? Oh yes, that would be the local Police Station. After the fiasco with the park warden are we surprised? Thought not!
No men today, on the wrong computer :( Ella instead :)