Me ...'Benjamin and Joshua are off on their first holiday together. Have told them not to get arrested, don't break any bones, catch any diseases or bring back a wife .... did I miss anything? Lol'
D ... 'Enjoy themselves perhaps?'
Me ...'Think that's a given D, they're going to Magaluf!'
N ..... 'Wholesale pack of condoms?'
Me ... 'Wish I could say they're good Catholic boys N so won't need them, but they are going to Magaluf!'
L ... 'PMSL!'
La ..... 'Run out of money?'
Me .... 'La, Ben had run out of money before he even got on the aeroplane!'
H ... 'Hope they have fun.'
H ...'Where are they going?'
H ... 'O.M.G.!'
Me ... 'Yes Helen, that lovely town known for its heritage sites, beaches and quiet solitude!'
Ly ... 'CCTV in the suitcase!!'
Me ...'Oh Ly, wish I'd thought of that!'
N ... 'We're going to Palma on Friday, so I'll make sure they're behaving!'
Me ... 'Thanks N! Just give them a slap with my blessing if they need it ;)
J ... 'Think you've covered it!'
Lo - 'A tattoo?
D ......'Malaguf?!! You don't even want a postcard!'
H ......'No children in 9 months time?'
Me ... 'Lo, can you imagine a tattoo when you're drunk - a spelling error would be the best outcome lol! D, oh God, all sorts of images in my head! H - good one - would make Joe's 10 months in prison a breeze in comparison!'
Joe (older brother) ... 'They will break their hands escaping their handcuffs and catch diseases from their wives!'
Me ... 'Cheers Joe LOL!'
M ...'Did you tell them to come back?'
Me ... 'LOL M, after all these comments I don't think I'll be sleeping much for the next week!'
M ... ' LOL, well the problem is what were you like? That's why you're worried I bet!'
P ...... 'Don't leave anything behind.'
Me ... 'Ben is so forgetful P, I'll just be happy if he remembers to get on the right plane at the right time!'
N ... 'Malaguf def an eye opener! Went last year. Bet they'll have some stories!'
Me ... 'And I bet they won't be able to share most of those stories with me N!'
S ... 'Come back 'clean'.
Jeff ... 'It's only Magaluf' (As always Jeff is laid back!)
Lo ... 'Shagaluf!'
Me ... 'I hope so S! LOL Lo, that's why N was probably right about the wholesale box of condoms!'
Jeff ... 'Perhaps I should have gone with them, just to keep an eye on them of course ;)
Me ... 'Not funny Jeff, so not funny.'
D ..... 'Not laughing, honest!'
H ..... 'Oh please send him, it would make them so uncool to have 'dad dancing' them around!'
J ...... 'Just cos you don't want me taking pictures of you in your bikini! Ha! (whole other facebook post!)
H ..... 'I haven't owned a bikini since the 80's!'
J ..... 'Size or year?'
H .... 'Cheeky git, 1987's. By the way, how's your fit on your mankini nowadays?'
J ..... 'Now that's a scary thought, even for me!'
Lo .. 'Oh God, no! Once I have thought of the image of Jeff in a mankini I can't un-think it!!'
